“In five years time, most of you will probably be project managers.” –Software Engineering Principles lecturer, in a slightly sad, yet bitter tone
“Some of your predecessors last year chose to deface that page” –Relational Databases lecturer, on the Wikipedia article about him
“I don’t care what you’re doing this for, just fuck off.” –Plainclothes policeman to Dom Joly (dressed in snail costume and crawling across a London street), from 100 Greatest Funny Moments this evening on Channel 4
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